By: Chuck Miller
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The Donald Trump $2 scam is back. Ugh.

I swear, not only does Donald Trump glorify in swindling and scamming, so do many others who want to use his name for their own little grift.

Example.

Last year, a company called “Proud Patriots” offered a $2 bill with Donald Trump’s face replacing the official portrait of Thomas Jefferson. And they sold this bill for $30.

Why pay $30 for a $2 Trump bill when I can sell you a Trump $1 for only $15?

Yeah. This is just straight-up swindling.

Well, here comes the $2 bill scam again. Complete with its own TV commercial, which recently aired on the Fox Business channel.

So if you factor in the cost of the bill, plus shipping and handling, you’re paying about $27 for a $2 that someone defaced with a decal. Blecch.

I don’t even want to consider that this might be another “Proud Patriots” scam … because … yep … they’ve got another $2 “commemorative” available to pry that cash out of your savings.

Oh, come on now. Trump AND Reagan? How did Trump’s ego survive having to share his image with anyone?

Again … just another scam. You could type in “Trump $2 bill” into any online media center – Amazon, eBay, Etsy – and see a plethora of phony $2 orange-backs.

Trust me on this. The $2 bill – with Thomas Jefferson on it – is a legitimate legal tender bank note. And if you think that spending $30 for a Trump bill will make you wealthy … not a chance, bonko. You’re only making the scammers wealthy.

Besides … in case you’re really confused on this … in what world would you find a living ruler adorning that country’s currency?

Well, the British pound bears the likeness of King Charles III, so that’s one locale.

But last time I checked … we’re a country that elects our leaders. We don’t operate under a monarchy.

Besides … if you’re going to print Trump’s face on something made of paper …

I got cha covered. Look what I found on Amazon.

It’s probably the only bathroom tissue out there that’s GUARANTEED to give a user hemorrhoids. I can see the campaign. Big red letters. MAKE SEPTIC TANKS GREAT AGAIN.

And let’s face it. When it comes to these $2 grifting projects …

They’re just like Trump toilet paper. Full of shit and easily disposable.